Thursday, July 24th:
“Miss Pinchbottom 1983 is a serious title with serious responsibilities,” says celebrity emcee Jonny Porkpie. “So serious that it’s taken us 25 years to choose a winner. But we feel confident that this year, the crown will finally rest easy on the most deserving head.” Adds pageant hopeful Nasty Canasta (Miss Pop Rocks and Coke), “I’ve been wearing this neon telephone-cord belt for over a decade now - I’d just like this thing to be done with so I can take it off.”
Hosted by JONNY PORKPIE, featuring NASTY CANASTA, CLAMS CASINO, GIGI LA FEMME and SCARLET SINCLAIR.
Cover: $10
Doors Open@ 10pm
Sideshow by the Seashore
1208 Surf Ave
Coney Island | Brooklyn, NY
For More Info: Pinchbottom, Coney Island
